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Help a bitch out!
Started May 3
Ask Krystal!
Replied Mar 24
Ask Krystal!
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Started this discussion. Last reply by Krystal LaMour Mar 24.
Krystal LaMour's Groups
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HAIRDRESSER ON FIRE
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Performing Arts
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Amber's Kid Korner
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Krystal LaMour
69 Tranny Tina Way
Cincinnati
Phone (513) 721-8462
Work fax. Keep it professional.
(513) 326-6075
www.myspace.com/cincyeddiegwm
KrystalLaMourr@aol.com
http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/sha/1149004917.html That is the link to my add…
Since the beginning of this site, I've seen a lot of "hair" people join. Thought you all could use a place to network, let the other Hellions know where you are, and maybe steer some business your way. Lord knows, I'm tired of using that FLOWBEE!
All forms of Dance, Theatre, Fire Arts, Circus/Side-Show Acts, Body Manipulation, etc....if it's a Performing Art, it's in here!!
Dear Fan,
WOW! Well if some who was sexually attracted to dessert buffets, who secretly likes to wear fruit roll up underwear while eating dirt and jaywalking in downtown Cincinnati wearing an Alf t-shirt and pith helmet asked me for advice it would…
I have one:
Dear Miss LaMour:
I run a Cincinnati 'zine, and I have lots of wonderful readers, but here's the problem: my 'zine features a funny, beautiful Queen who gives brilliant and sage advice to the Lovelorn, but readers seem to be too scared…
Feeling down and don't know who to turn to?
Need relationship advice?
Do you feel your life is going nowhere?
Is your life a DRAG?
Well fret no more, Hellions!
I, your "Unofficial" Queen of Northside, Krystal LaMour is here to help! I will take que…
Golly, that place is still around.
That's a neat place. You can get $1 sake shots. "BAD Sake. BAD!!"
Comment Wall (6 comments)
- At 7:55am on March 11, 2009,
a.m. schmitz said… - ha.ha.ha..sweetie darling your burning my coat and i wont remember how it happened tomorrow.
- At 1:45pm on March 5, 2009,
a.m. schmitz said…
- yea kristal..if you and kristy my singer in wild gunmen met at a bar..it would be sheer debacariye...but if your the dear abby..what do i do about my worrys of having black outs when i go out?
- At 2:36pm on January 21, 2009,
El Rey said… 
- At 6:40pm on January 9, 2009,
Jesus Russell said… - no problem :)
- At 6:11pm on January 9, 2009,
Amber Waves said…
- I can't even believe that Krystal LaMour (she of the FABULOUS hats) is not my friend yet! What the hell is wrong with ME?
Love & Kisses,
Amber Waves
- At 10:31am on December 7, 2008,
Guy Smiley said… - Great Seeing you last night....we got all turned around and never made it over to see ya. We MUST do this interview!
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- About Me....
- Well... what to say! I host the ONLY regular drag show in Northside!
"The Girl Next Door" Show at Blue Rock Tavern and Speakeasy every 3rd Thursday!www.myspace.com/bluerocktavern
Feeling down and don't know who to turn to?
Need relationship advice?
Do you feel your life is going nowhere?
Is your life a DRAG?
Well fret no more, Hellions!
I your very own Unofficial Queen of Northside, Krystal LaMour is here to help! I will take questions and offer my very best sisterly advice (and abuse) to try to help you get your shit together and live a happier, bullshit-free life!
Give it a shot, Hellions! You never know what I'll say!
Send your questions to: askkrystal@handbaskethell.com
The staff of Hell In a Handbasket guarantee your privacy, but not your dignity! I calls 'em like I see 'em folks! If you deserve to get called out on your whiny ass bullshit, then I won't hesitate!
If you're lucky, your question will be featured in the upcoming March issue of Hell in a Handbasket!!!!!!
They say they are truly excited to bring you this newest feature, I say it's a bunch of whiney ass bitches who already know what they need to do they just need someone to slap the shit out of them and bring them back to reality!
Again, forward your questions to askkrystal@handbaskethell.com Not on the forum, not on my page. E-mail them to askkrystal@handbaskethell.com
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Southgate for the atmosphere, variety and size.
Northside Tavern for the sound factor
Mad Hatter for the people watching factor
Blue Rock Tavern for the "it's very possible that I just contracted cooties" factor
Attic at Molly Malones for the cool f…
- NEW YEARS EVE! PETE DRESSMAN, SOUL UNIFIED NATION AND LIONS RAMPANT! on December 31, 2009 from 9pm to 11:45pm
- Jimmy King & Dan Smith on January 2, 2010 from 8pm to 11:45pm
- WTF? $1 Drafts!!! on December 26, 2009 at 10pm to December 27, 2009 at 4am
Tell me Hellions, Where is your favorite bar/club to hear live music?
Who has the best sound? The best drinks? The best overall vibe???
Let's hear it!
Who's going to The Arkhams show??? January 3rd at the Mad Hatter!!!!
From the Gift Store
Classy.
Dr. Sketchy January 14th at the Leapin Lizard in Covington. check the calendar and Join Us!
absinthe aint worth it it was going for 300 somethin for the king gold bottles but its prob cheaper now with xmas and all that smaller bottles are like 40 to 70 bucks just go with moonshine or something like that
Pretty much. the wormwood is what gives the "opiate" effect. Otherwise its just really bad tasting alcohol.
Absinthe in the U.S. must be Thujone Free to be approved by the FDA. Thujone is the chemical that comes from wormwood.
Is the fake absinthe just alcohol?
I had the real stuff years ago. It was made by the friend of a girlfriend. He was a kind of wizard alchemist. It was kind of opiate like.
Stoning Mary at Mad Hatter
February 5, 2010 at 7pm to February 6, 2010 at 1am
Stoning Mary is opening up for the Days of the New.... and, it's Eric's Birthday of Stoning Mary ...... :)
I will thank you....
Marlene, you should put this up on the Calendar.
Yes-----I'm still alive!!!! ;0 School sometimes takes over......ugh!
Love this post.
1. Chocolate Milk - sorry, nothing adultish about that one.
2. Coke - again, sorry
3. Crash and Burn, see El Rey's post
4. Diesel Fuel - a vodka based kick in the ass in Pensacola FL. I drank one (yes, that is a 24 ounce Mason Jar)…
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well........................
I uh..........................
don't know what to say really. after all the porn star references. wow.
I'll be honest: I don't like absynthe. I've had it prepared the "proper" way, and I still don't like it.
Feel free to revoke my cool card.
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