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About Me....
Found in the woods at a young age, muttering the word "MEATLOAF" over and over, young Holden was taken in by the family known as Smiley Waves. Forging through years of reconstructive surgery, Holden now is found many nights as champion of music and all things "icky" while traveling with his concrete sidekick pig, lovingly referred to as Jimmy Dean. When not a superhero, Holden generally can be found wrestling french bulldogs, oogling women with short hair who ride motorcycles, and studying the mystics. "It wasn't until years later.." Holden once replied, when asked, "How long did it take you to learn the lessons of the praying mantis?" His partnership with El Rey set in stone having survived countless challenges, both real and imagined, Holden now asks the question, "Be Double E Double Are you in? Beer Run?"

OTHER BITS OF GREATNESS

I'm what some might call one of the co-creators / contributors of this handmade, self varnished, high end quality piece of genius!

Did I mention, I'm stylish AND affordable?

Midgets and Morrissey

If you've got a band, I wanna know

If you've got an attitude, I've probably either had it or fucked it, so I'll pass

If you've got a hipster haircut - I wanna interview it

If you are artsy craftsy and given to bouts of greatness, I wanna know

If you know a sushi place that i've not tried - I wanna know

If you ride a bike (think motorcycle here) - I wanna know (and I'll buy you a beer)

.....and I need some demos to review, bands to plug and people to get lined up for events, so if this is you, I wanna know.

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At 4:13pm on September 14, 2009, Morella said…
Hey...Thanx for making "Kids go to the Woods..." a bearable movie. Without your carefully timed interjections of comedic wit...I may have fallen asleep. Though I loved the blonde in the beginning who stopped running for a sec to feel herself up and squeal with fear (delight?).
Have u seen the "Feast" trilogy?
At 4:27pm on September 3, 2009, Heather said…
so when will you be needing these trashy 70's hair services? i would love to help out sounds like a blast!
At 10:25pm on September 2, 2009, Niki said…
hey i got your email bout the 70's trashy hair and i'm totoally interested and i got all the equipment and i dont mind to not get paid...food and my name on the something is way awsume...Oh and it's easy for me to get off work i make the scheduals. niki message me if u want me to help...
At 1:20pm on June 16, 2009, Christel Brooks said…
http://hellinahandbasket.ning.com/events/nkyps-funrasier
At 8:44pm on May 9, 2009, Niki said…
nice to meet you at the madhatter. did you guys have fun?
At 7:35pm on May 6, 2009, Penny the Pinup said…
just an FYI but Mike is coming up as we speak and we are getting Canes! Ok not fat sandwich but still awesome food. you should visit soon!
At 11:23pm on April 5, 2009, Beef Slotterus said…
Fuck yeah, glad you enjoy this nasty shit I call music! Soon enough I'll have the full length out.
At 1:57pm on February 25, 2009, Amber said…
867-9355 is the number to that warehouse that I was telling you about. Jamie thinks that they still have plenty of space available.
At 8:19pm on February 23, 2009, Stacy K said…
hey thanks for the welcoming :) i'm playing the blue rock tavern on march 9th--if you're free come out and check the muse. thanks! and cheers-
At 10:45am on February 23, 2009, KarenDragon said…
That has got to be the best family picture I have EVER seen ~ too cool!
 
 

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