The Internet Sigh.....

[El Rey]

I'm officially going to patent/"coin" this phrase!

I'm sure I've done it in the past, but I make it a very serious point to no longer do it. I'm not calling anyone out directly by this. I'm just giving it a definition and putting it out there.

Here's my official El Rey definition of the Internet Sigh.....

Internet Sigh – A comment written in one’s status box or other publically visible area to generate conversation or sympathy from one’s internet friends. The statement must be vague and full of emotion in order to generate a barrage of responses.
i.e. “Sometimes I wonder if it’s worth it?”, “That’s it, I give up!!!”, “Does (s)he think I’m stupid???”, “I hate (wo)men”
-note the use of three exclamation points or question marks indicates the need for an immediate response. Repeating similar comments will continue until one gets the desired response.

[Amber Waves]

Please also note that Internet Sighs are not to be confused with Internet Weather Reports (such as “Rain, rain go away”), or State of the Week Addresses (such as “I hate Mondays”, "Happy Humpday!" or “TGIF!” )

[Tiki Von Sexron]

I didn't mean too...

[Loudmouth Mike]

Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays El Rey!!! OMG, I Don't even know anyMORE!!!!

[Ignatz]

Rather than to sigh, use the interwebs to hone your brain power.

Try the SAT test question of the day.

http://apps.collegeboard.com/qotd/question.do?src=R

If you can't be happier, at least be smarter.

:)

[Amber Waves]

well said... someone was talking about this on the radio this morning. The interwebs has SO much information.... it's like a huge genie that can answer ANYTHING. You can learn anything, get any question answered, you could fill your brain with knowledge.

But what do people use the internet for? This.

[Ignatz]

" we have done those things which we ought not to have done; And there is no health in us. "

That never made sense until NOW!

[Amber Waves]

Don't church it up, boy!

... and yet, it so rings true....

:)

[Erik]

Holy crap el rey that's hillarious! you need to go submit this to the urban dictionary!!

[El Rey]

Actually already did! LOL!

[Amber Waves]

...and by the way, thanks Ignatz for my new obsession, "SAT Question of the Day"

[Ignatz]

You're welcome.

Sorry about the reference to the Book of Common Prayer, it was an involuntary reaction after clicking that link you provided.
Despite my pious unbringing, I become uncomfortably warm while in houses of worship or even on consecrated ground these days.

Good thing my great-aunt the nun fixed things for me with the Blessed Virgin.
I've got a get out of Hell free card.

heh heh

:)

[El Rey]

It's official!

http://internet-sigh.urbanup.com/4263713